Well i really don´t know if i should tell you guys all my secrets and how to find the perfect woman, i know the formula!...even if i never use it myself, and do you know why?Because.......do you really believe that i have it? Wake up everybody...stop dreaming...and welcome back to earth!!!
There is no such thing as the perfect woman, and i got news for you girls as well, sorry, no mr.perfect, ok, maybe some..........i mean some good actors acting to be everything you have dream on, at least until the day they start to say things like, don´t you like this kind of clothes instead? or, have you ever fought about painting your hair red?, or even more obvious, can´t you invite you friend to come over and maybe..i don´t know...grill or something?, or this one that i just love: Darling, do you use to meet your friend when you go out?(inside his head it goes like this:please say you use to meet that blond with the tight jeans, pleeeease), if your answer is yes, you can start to smile because finally he is going to take you out on Saturday. It´s time to show him the big red stop sign, because if you think you had the prince of your dreams inside the Ferrari, you now have the shrek of your nightmares inside a monster truck and ready to run over you!
I think you guys are wondering what's going on inside my head?, don´t you worry my friends i´m steel a man that like woman, every single inch of them, are we clear about that? And no, i haven´t turn myself into the first male feminist in Swedish history, but i steel hope that Gudrun Schyman(to describe this woman i would need to write another post, so if you don´t know her, don't worry you don't miss a thing!) will call me after i publish this post on my blog. I got news for you guys as well, when the girl starts to say things like, we need to go out more often, she knows that you prefer to stay home and watch some sports, so in other words she is going out by her self, and of course you don´t go against that, specially when she puts her self between you and your television set at the very moment when Cristiano Ronaldo is about to score a goal against Chelsea, and you know what? you are not going to watch the other two goals as well, because girls have this 6th sense when it comes to the bad timing of putting her self in front of you when something big is about happen, and she is going to do it all over again and you are not going to watch any of the few magical moments of the football season. But the big warning triangle comes when the girl start to say that she needs more freedom, more time with her friends, meet other people and so one. Boys! She have just start to wonder if the grass is not greener on the other side, and she have already decide that it is ! So call your mom boy, you are coming home!
But of course that you can avoid all of this by just being who you are, and if that is not enough don´t pretend to be someone else, if you pretend, your partner will pretend as well, than you will be in leaving in a kind of low budget movie from India with a bed ending.
And remember this, if you plant winds you will get storms.
Keep your grass green!
ps. This post is dedicated to "Maku and "Hena", also to Ana and her new boyfriend !
1 comment:
Grande tio...exelent post!Como sempre a dar os bons conselhos nos momentos certos...se ja n fosses meu tio tinha que te adoptar :P
Mas tens razão: por vexes para que as coisas sejam perfeitas tentamos esconder-nos pr trás de um véu que nem sequer nos acenta bem e que acaba por tapar a nossa essencia que é tau preciosa e unica....enfim...sim vou seguir as tuas dicas....mas isso vai implicar ter fotos 'pornograficas' no meu messenger, lol,pk sao essas k o meu eu despovido de veu ker ver :P 1 beijinho tio...continua co espirito keu prometo k n deixo de devorar os teus posts!
Post a Comment